
Date of issue: 16.08.2018
Record label: Auto reverse
Song language: English
Dishes |
You just uh, you know, but me |
I’m just washing dishes |
You know, busting suds |
That’s what a house husband does |
With or without an industry buzz |
There’s no forks left |
And I contemplated eating with some forceps |
I wish I had a corvette like a killer rapper |
Cause rap fables end happily iller after |
They’re all still a bachelor with gorilla stature |
And there’s no rats' head code to liver cancer |
No clogged drains or broken dog chains |
No fog, rain or blacked out ball games |
I waited all day 'til the time was right |
I let the sun fade, not when it’s shining bright |
Picked out a beat for a song I would write tonight |
And start with a teaspoon or a tiny knife |
And then it’s dynamite |
Instant daydreaming |
Different time, different day, different place even |
I hope Aesa never gets into paste eating |
He’s from a very old race full of space heathens |
But now it’s late evening |
I’m still busting suds |
That’s what a house husband does |
With pans full of Mississippi mud |
And other crud that just won’t budge |
And maybe I should just grow bud |
Or rap wearing disco duds |
Anything to get more buzz |
Rent an old Volkswagen bug |
Spray paint it gold and try to follow Slug on tour |
A million ideas but I’m so unsure |
If I could only bubble like the soap suds |
Then I would’ve blown up an any given malady with no known cure |
If 50 is a millionaire |
I wonder if he ever runs out of silverware |
Big acts fade away like Silverchair |
Broke rappers go nuts and join the militar-y |
Somewhere gorilla bear sneaks making mixtape cuts over Dilla snares tweaked |
But me, I’m just washing dishes |
I got wet sleeves |
Don’t make dishes while I’m scrubbing, that’s a pet peeve (I really, |
really hate that) |
But me, I’m just washing dishes |
Trying to help around the house more, making income instead of out-pour |
Enough about my shit, let’s talk about yours |
Let’s talk about yours |
(Yea, uh, we done) |
Yo man, this the Alph-Boss, man |
Alpha MC, Swim Team rapper/producer |
But you know if you doin' this music independent shit |
You gotta have a day job, you knowmsayin'? |
Me, personally, I ship hula hoops, all around the world |
It’s a new fitness trend, you knowmsayin'? |
We got one pound, two pound hula hoops |
Decorated with glittery tape, you knowmsayin'? |
We ship 'em all around the world |
Just yesterday, I shipped two hundred hoops to Iraq |
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