| You boys are a waste of my resources
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| Pray, what’s the recourse if you betray where the tree forts is
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| You broke ¾ths of the rule, close to the entire thing
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| I’m about to tie you up with a fiber string from our tire swing
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| You let a girl see the girls I drew
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| Tore down the whole free world I knew
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| So walk on by if you see me at the candy store
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| I’ll be stiff like a statue by Henry Moore
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| I’ll see you in school, but never on weekends
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| I’m changing the handshake gesture sequence
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| So you’ll never get through the club entry door
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| You’re not a Sunbeam Warrior anymore!
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| Press 1 if you are satisfied with the message and want to send it
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| I don’t wanna end it, I’m repentant
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| Press 2 if you want to mark it as urgent
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| It all comes out in the wash, but I forgot the detergent
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| Press 3 if you want to erase it and re-record it
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| Damn straight I do, wait, I pressed 2
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| Noooooooo!
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| To listen to your messages press 1
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| Yo, I heard Paul’s mad and you’re about to catch one
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| I saw him on the quad cussing like a park person
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| Next message marked urgent
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| Well, ain’t this a fine howdy-do
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| Although I must admit I am kinda proud of you
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| When you were mad in the past you were reluctant to let it pass and acted all
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| passive-aggresive
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| But since we’re all being bold
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| I can admit to breaking all three codes
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| I thought we needed a new recruit and Julie’s cute, smart and sweeter than
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| Juicy Fruit
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| I mean it’s a really good drawing, son
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| The girl looked so nice that it made me wanna talk to one
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| Our network’s Belkin router
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| I know my way well around it
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| And we both know which one of us can yell the loudest
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| I snack to give from you’re not gonna doubt it
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| And I was just about to tell you how she felt about it
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| If it’s a question of me messing up the breakfast club
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| Heck, me and Julie can just go start a separate one
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| I mean it’s just for fun, so I can take her arm
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| And the miraculous rap forest can be safe from harm
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| You know where I stand, we should be all-good
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| The rumor that I told her they were mine is a falsehood
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| Well, well, how neatly planned
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| Gotta believe me, man
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| Press 3 to delete *BEEP*
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| Damn, he’s this close to completely banned
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| Okay people, keep it cool
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| Our friend Mike’s in deep doo-doo
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| He thinks he no longer needs you just cause he’s no longer prepubescent
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| Well, I’m the ambassador for whatever anyone’s asking for
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| I don’t believe he said that he drew those pictures and not that he called me a
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| cheap jew
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| We have a word for this in Hebrew: «kẖalashmashkẖalashmezash»
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| He wears his hat at a jaunty angle
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| But I know his laundry’s tangled
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| So much for Mr. GQ
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| We’re down to an elite few
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| I can’t sleep through the night, I thought: «me too» eating a fresh piece of
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| tree fruit
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| (Yeah) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Exiled From the Getalong Gang , by - Open Mike Eagle feat. MC Paul Barman & The KoneSong from the album Rappers Will Die of Natural Causes (Reissue), in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп