Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jon Lovitz (Fantasy Booking Yarn), artist - Open Mike Eagle. Album song Dark Comedy, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 09.06.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Mello
Song language: English
Jon Lovitz (Fantasy Booking Yarn) |
Come do a show in heaven |
Come do a show on the fucking moon |
Book you a show in heaven |
Book you a show on the fucking moon |
How 'bout one mil for a guarantee |
It’s pretty low, I know it’s embarrassing |
You got thousands of fans here |
We did some polling and we counted them last year |
The venue requests right next to you |
You’ll stay at the guest house it’s connected to |
We want you here hella bad |
We painted your logo on our helipad |
We listen so we know how you travel sir |
Fire up your helicopter flux capacitor |
We’ll give you a hundred percent up front |
After sound check you won’t have to get up once |
And you can bring all the merch you got |
Vinyl, CDs, stickers, shirts and socks |
We know lugging tote bags hurts a lot |
So we’ll buy up the remains plus purchase the box |
And we’ll pay you in gold doubloons |
Our ten-piece house band knows all your tunes |
Plus we bought all the shit you use |
And if you wanna you can take it with you when you cruise |
We bought the rights to your mini-doc |
Showing it on a screen a large as a city block |
We bought some advertising in the weekly too |
Enough to get a feature and a sweet review |
Our pre-sale numbers are in the thousands |
Which is pretty funny we haven’t even announced it |
So once you’ve approved and the money shifts |
You and your band on the moon June 25th |
«Oh that’s your -- that’s your wedding aniversary? |
Oh, damn, I guess we’ll have to uh, get up with you next time |
Don’t call us, we’ll call you» |
Book you a show in heaven |
Book you a show on the fucking moon |
Come do a show in heaven |
Come do a show on the fucking moon |