| Come do a show in heaven
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| Come do a show on the fucking moon
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| Book you a show in heaven
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| Book you a show on the fucking moon
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| How 'bout one mil for a guarantee
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| It’s pretty low, I know it’s embarrassing
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| You got thousands of fans here
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| We did some polling and we counted them last year
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| The venue requests right next to you
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| You’ll stay at the guest house it’s connected to
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| We want you here hella bad
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| We painted your logo on our helipad
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| We listen so we know how you travel sir
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| Fire up your helicopter flux capacitor
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| We’ll give you a hundred percent up front
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| After sound check you won’t have to get up once
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| And you can bring all the merch you got
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| Vinyl, CDs, stickers, shirts and socks
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| We know lugging tote bags hurts a lot
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| So we’ll buy up the remains plus purchase the box
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| And we’ll pay you in gold doubloons
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| Our ten-piece house band knows all your tunes
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| Plus we bought all the shit you use
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| And if you wanna you can take it with you when you cruise
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| We bought the rights to your mini-doc
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| Showing it on a screen a large as a city block
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| We bought some advertising in the weekly too
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| Enough to get a feature and a sweet review
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| Our pre-sale numbers are in the thousands
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| Which is pretty funny we haven’t even announced it
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| So once you’ve approved and the money shifts
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| You and your band on the moon June 25th
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| «Oh that’s your -- that’s your wedding aniversary?
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| Oh, damn, I guess we’ll have to uh, get up with you next time
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| Don’t call us, we’ll call you»
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| Book you a show in heaven
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| Book you a show on the fucking moon
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| Come do a show in heaven
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| Come do a show on the fucking moon |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Jon Lovitz (Fantasy Booking Yarn) , by - Open Mike Eagle. Song from the album Dark Comedy, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп