| If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past
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| Start trap rapping
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| Do a bunch of coke
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| Grow a handlebar
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| Do some more coke
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| There are a hundred ways to cover your backpack past
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| Do some heroin
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| Start a bunch of bands
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| Do some more coke and some more heroin
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| I know it’s hard out there for a dinosaur
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| What you collect all those rare vinyls for?
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| Hall closet full of Timbs and Adidas stripes
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| All you needs slim jeans and a tee tonight
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| Cause you’ve seen the light
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| It’s a new regime
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| There’s so much fresh shit in the music scene
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| And staying current means fuck what it used to be
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| And what you used to like
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| You can choose tonight
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| Cause it’s all today
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| It’s such an awesome day
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| At least that’s what the dolls and the bloggers say
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| And what the top 40 jockeys have the callers say
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| Fuck a yesterday dawg throw it all away
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| Fuck a yes yaller, the DJ spins links in your web crawlers
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| The tumblr’s called first church of the dead baller
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| It’s a dot net. |
| Is we hot yet?
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| Jpeg banner is a platter full of hot sex
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| Write think pieces all about context
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| Write op-eds, in a mock neck
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| Your favorite rap album hasn’t even dropped yet
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| If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past
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| You can do some R&B
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| If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past
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| Just make it all about your falsetto
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| You wear huge shirts
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| Such big jeans
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| Buy some skinny ones
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| Get a fitted tee
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| Mines whitewashed
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| And I got 'em torn
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| It’s street though
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| I got boxers on
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| I done grown out of Gangstarr and Wu-Tang
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| All the girls here only like Gucci Mane
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| I don’t know 'em well
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| That’s rare taste
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| You can ask 'em on dates
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| But they all flake
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| That’s cool they got stuff to do
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| I don’t care anyway
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| I just wanna screw
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| Step into the now
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| Being such a prude
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| Drink a forty ounce
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| This’ll get you loose
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| Love free love
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| Never dated anyone more than three months
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| Busy doing things
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| What’s more important
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| Got a pair of McFlys and a pair of Jordans
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| Keep retros
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| Cop on the first day cause I gotta have it
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| Plaid shirt with the rosary I’m not a catholic
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| Christ head made of wood reading op-eds
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| And a think-piece on my fav dot net |