Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Golden Age Raps, artist - Open Mike Eagle. Album song Dark Comedy, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 09.06.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Mello
Song language: English
Golden Age Raps |
Whatever it’s supposed to be |
Do what it’s supposed to do |
Make you uncomfortable |
Make you uncomfortable |
Fuck Redding, California, cause shit’s pretty racial there |
I’m envious of anyone with full-grown facial hair |
Yeah, I’m always in between haircuts |
But FDR said it ain’t shit to be scared of |
Huh, he must have never smoked herb |
Been beaten by his dad or heard bad spoken word |
I got a pretty mean overbite |
I’m still trying to navigate the settings on my Focusrite preamp |
Condenser mic attached with a c-clamp |
Weed on the patio, chiefing under the heat lamp |
Yeah, or sneak in with a g-pen |
And take that shit to church and stay high all weekend |
Yeah, I’ll fucking interrupt your telecast hella fast |
From blonde wig and blue eyed Ellen mask |
Watch me dance. |
Are you watching? |
I’m cold |
We should invest in inner-ear monitors |
And start our own niche and gain little weird followers |
Yeah, that make the flyest orthotics |
And make decent movies out of Alan Moore comics |
And creepers can stalk all their exes at the same time |
And if your rap career ain’t hitting |
You can rap over videos of kittens, it’s the golden age! |
Tell the internet how you got fucked over |
And buy a minivan with seventeen cupholders |
Legal opiates, having yourself a fever dream |
And you can watch a video of the bible’s deleted scenes |
And nobody ever has to pay for anything |
Which is pretty cool cause everybody’s unemployed! |
I changed my rap name to Lil' Wonder Boy |
Change your rap name to Lil' Lord Fauntleroy |
And we can rap about all the different candy bars |
Try to get sponsors from Mounds and Almond Joy |
And Whatchamacallit, and Nestle Crunch, and Kit Kat |
And shit, Toblerone |
And watch Twin Peaks on your mobile phone |
And take a shot so you don’t feel your broken bones |
And move close to home |
Or don’t move out to begin with |
Smoke herb for your gout and your shin splints |
This new colorful weed is pretty intense |
There’s thin mints that you can get after you finish wind sprints |
And I think that’s it |
But all that shit is great right? |
That shit is cool! |