
Date of issue: 12.06.2000
Song language: English
What's The Matter With Parents Today? |
Mom and dad, how’d ya get so rad? |
When exactly did you get so hip? |
Wearing teenage clothes |
You’re always coming to my shows |
And telling me that I should mellow out |
It’s absurd, you’re singin' every word |
You’re not supposed to like my band |
Things I like you don’t understand |
So please put down down the rum and coke |
That’s not behavior for old folk |
Can’t we just hang out on holidays |
Dad and mum, what planet are you from |
And what convinced you to pack up and leave? |
Doing drugs and asking me for hugs |
What’s the matter with parents today? |
Not again, when will it end |
Dad’s dressing like Motley Crue |
And why is moms hair dyed bright blue |
They’re staying out 'till 2 or 3 |
And then having sex publicly |
I thought the apple fell far from the tree |
Mom and dad I think you ought |
To quit smoking so much pot |
And hanging with my friends |
Laying 'round on the couch |
With my Misfits records out |
Softly bangin' your heads |
Maybe it’s just a passing phase |
What’s the matter with my parents these days? |
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