Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ultimate Sandwich, artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Ultimate Sandwich |
Five feet high and three feet wide |
No one’s ever eaten the whole thing and survived |
It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side |
It’s the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!) |
The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!) |
Its taste could drive a lesser man insane |
Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains |
It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain |
It’s the Ultimate Sandwich (Sweet Christ!) |
The Ultimate Sandwich (Fuck Yeah!) |
(Whoa-ho) It’s a shit-ton of chicken, on a dickload of ham |
An explosion of clams |
(Whoa-ho) Top that fucker with yams |
Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck |
And you’ve got a sandwich that I’d like to fuck |
I mean eat, what? |
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons-grade ham |
To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man |
It’s as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft |
Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft |
Topped with man’s hottest peppers on the world’s coldest cuts |
It’s time to get sexy, no ifs, ands, or buts |
As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts |
It’s the Ultimate Sandwich (Oh tits!) |
The Ultimate Sandwich (Hot balls!) |
(Whoa-ho) It’s a legend of lunches |
The lord of buffets, I could slam it for days |
(Whoa ho) It sets my patties ablaze |
It’s time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing |
Ninja Brian for practice I nailed your blueberry muffins |
Oh, but not the one you’re eating right now, Brian |
All right, I fucked that muffin too |
You gonna judge me? |
You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this? |
Ah! |
You have cleaved my entire body in half |