Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1 |
| The legends say the chalice lies |
| In the mountain of a thousand nights |
| And he who wields it will become crazy awesome |
| And all my life, I’ve wondered |
| What awesomeness was really like |
| So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time |
| It was me and Ninja Brian |
| And a robot and an elf |
| And a hooker that I hired |
| (Uh, actually there wasn’t a hooker |
| I, uh, just remembered) |
| That was another robot |
| On a quest for destiny and greatness |
| And maybe some bagels |
| Cause it was gonna be a long trip |
| We will follow the guiding light of the North Star |
| Onto the adventure of our lives |
| Never stopping, except maybe for the bagels |
| With cream cheese |
| We travelled miles by winter’s light |
| Fought a dragon and a mountain lion |
| We don’t have any footage |
| But that shit totally happened |
| (Dramatization!) |
| Then one day |
| We arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times |
| It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice |
| And with his help we’ll |
| Follow the guiding light of the North Star |
| In whatever direction it points! |
| (North) |
| We’ll always fight to be awesome |
| As awesome as part two |
| Part two coming soon |