Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Smooth Talkin', artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.08.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Smooth Talkin' |
| You know, Ninja Brian, it’s not enough to just be the world’s most amazing lover |
| You also have to be a smooth talker |
| Well, of course I know how to talk to women! |
| Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them |
| Girl, I’m gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump |
| (That's right) |
| Then, without a sound, I’ll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp’kunk |
| (You like that?) |
| Then, I’ll flip you 'round and lay you down |
| And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears) |
| Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers |
| Oh! |
| Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp |
| I’m gonna lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twarf |
| Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby |
| 'Til you scream «Oh my God I’m gonna quambely it so hard!» |
| Damn, that’s some smooth talking |
| Plenty more where that came from UNH! |
| Now it’s — oh, horns, sorry… |
| Here we go baby |
| Now it’s- |
| Oh wow, a guitar solo too, alright… |
| Now it’s time for me to take my tiddlybits |
| And mash 'em 'til they gub (Oh yeah!) |
| I’ve got two nasty doodads |
| And they’re begging' for one moment with your shnub (Yea, yea!) |
| My sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack |
| And it’s on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your coo |
| We’re gonna mate 'til we’re drained like two hot shmazins |
| And I please you with my shmoo (Woo-hoo!) |
| Dinner is served and looks my vagoink is the main dish |
| So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if you wish! |
| To not have a nice taste of my flappy squish |
| Let her go, Ninja Brian |
| She’s probably just… going to think about it |
| Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my chambers… schnubbing my own gank! |