Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Romance Novel, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.08.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Romance Novel |
| A lot of people don’t knows this but I, Danny Sexbang |
| Have been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel ever |
| For the past sixteen years |
| I would like to share a taste of it with you now |
| Please enjoy this excerpt from my deeply sensual tale |
| «Claudia Goes to Schlongtown, Part 6, The Erectening» |
| Ninja Brian, would you? |
| «I love penis» Claudia said to Jeff, seductively caressing both of her yam-yams |
| «Allow me to get you some from the kitchen», Jeff said, with a twinkle in his |
| eye |
| «No, not peanuts Jeff, those aren’t the nuts I’m interested in» |
| She grabbed him on the penisiest part of his body |
| «But a peanut isn’t a nut», Jeff mansplained, «It's a legume» |
| Whoa, Brian, what’s the problem |
| What do you mean it’s not romantic |
| I’m an amazing lover and I’ve lived through this exact scenario hundreds of |
| times |
| «I feel like we’re getting off topic Jeff», Claudia said |
| «But now that you’ve mentioned it, I could go for a peanut butter sandwich» |
| «Penis butter? |
| I don’t think I have any of that», Jeff groaned hornily |
| Eat dicks Brian, this is romantic as fuck |
| Do not throw that piano at me again |
| Fine, I’ll cut ahead to the end of the chapter |