Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma |
| Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time |
| That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? |
| Yeah, that’s a thing that happened |
| So please, pay attention |
| I’m talking to you, Doug. |
| Jesus |
| It’s the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city |
| It’s the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty |
| And on the other side of town something rages down the path |
| If you had a lisp you’d know it’s kickin' theriouth ath |
| Mortal enemies since the early days of yore |
| We’re just collateral damage in their giant-ass war |
| They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut |
| They both know they’re kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts |
| Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity |
| It’s kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity |
| Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place |
| When we got a frantic call from the President of Space |
| Saying, «You're the only hope to save billions of lives» |
| I said, «I'm making baked potatoes and I’m about to add the chives |
| We can be there in an hour if we really, really try.» |
| But we didn’t, so they ate France, sorry if you died |
| Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| Giants from the sky with no sense of humor |
| Everyone’s in danger from their massive-ass brawl |
| One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul |
| Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba |
| I would be lucky if we live to see dawn |
| They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn |
| Fuck! |
| I just had that re-sodded |
| That’s gonna be like twenty-five dollars, at least |
| Damn it |
| A couple hours later NSP hit the scene |
| You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream |
| «Where have you been?» |
| screamed the president, «We're all under attack!» |
| «I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back!» |
| Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass |
| Some guy said «What are you doing?» |
| so we punched him in the face |
| Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude |
| We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood |
| We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance |
| And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance |
| I was immediately sorry that they weren’t wearing pants |
| Now I can’t forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced |
| When the sex was over they took off into the sky |
| All the world screamed «NSP you are super-awesome guys» |
| So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show |
| Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row |
| Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up |
| Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts «Hooray!» |
| Doug you suck but that’s a story for another day |
| Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| I think there’s a lesson here that needs reviewal |
| Choose sex over murder even if you’re from the stars |
| Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car |
| Son of a bitch! |
| I’m gonna have to lightly buff that out |
| Also, that’s definitely space rhino jizz on my porch |