Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Party of Three, artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Party of Three |
Girl, I’m gonna take you on a date tonight |
So put on your sexy dress and meet me |
In my chambers by the firelight |
This night is gonna be the best of your life |
Oh yeah the mood is right |
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe |
By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian joins us |
He’s promised not to kill anyone- |
Oh never mind |
It’s a party of three |
It’s just you and me |
And a psychotic ninja |
Every girl’s dream |
Don’t make sudden movements |
Good evening, would you like an appetizer? |
Oh, Brian! |
Do you see what I mean? |
Nothing’s more romantic |
Than a murder in the second degree |
You’ll be convinced |
Though I’m sensing you’re not totally |
On board with this |
Was it the murder thing? |
Yeah, I thought it might be |
Now it’s after dinner and we’re out at the club |
I’m grinding up against you and I’m starting to chub (Uh) |
Oh you know girl, we’re makin' it work |
While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk |
There were 300 people at this club |
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a |
Party of three |
If human life were a keyboard |
He’d be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete |
Don’t make direct eye contact! |
Yo I’m the DJ! |
Who wants to dance? |
Ahg! |
OK Brian, we get it |
Girl you’re looking at me |
Like your feeling sick |
I’ll take you home and give you vitamin P |
That stands for penis |
Nothing will come between us |
Brian, lay down a tasty bridge |
Damn girl, we had such a great night |
It’s a shame more bystanders couldn’t have survived |
We’re going back to my place where we’re gonna make love |
At the moment of completion I’ll release a flock of doves |
Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations |
There’s gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration |
Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration |
Ending in the culmination of elation consummation |
There’s just one thing I think I forgot to mention |
Ninja Brian’s gonna be there giving us his full attention |
Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace |
With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face |
It’s a party of three |
Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot |
You are the new queen |
Please take your throne |
Together we’ll rule this majestic bedroom alone |
Oh, hey Brian |
I think we all can agree |
It’s time for me to plow your fields and |
Sow the seeds of a new family tree |
We’re young and free |
Come on, baby |
It’s just you and me |
And Ninja Brian |