Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song No Reason Boner, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
No Reason Boner |
| This song is about a problem that I have |
| Frequently |
| There are three, three, three kinds of erections |
| Some are sexual, some occur during |
| Periods of nervous tension |
| But there’s a mysterious third kind |
| That no one really understands |
| It happens when your shlong decides |
| To take matters into its own hands |
| No reason boner |
| No reason boner |
| It baffles scientists |
| No reason boner |
| This morning I was having breakfast |
| At the Midtown diner |
| The bagel was delicious |
| And the coleslaw couldn’t be finer |
| Got a weird look from the waitress |
| When I asked her for the check |
| I looked down and realized |
| I was one hundred percent erect |
| No reason boner |
| No reason boner |
| I like coleslaw but not that much |
| No reason boner |
| Hi! |
| Welcome to the post office |
| Thanks! |
| I just need to mail this package |
| No problem, just place it on the scale |
| Sure thing! |
| Oh! |
| Oh god! |
| I, I can’t right now! |
| Why not? |
| I, I have to go. |
| I have a, uh, doctor’s appointment at the dentist’s! |
| Now things are a little awkward |
| Between my mailman and I |
| That was not my best lie |
| I was just covering up for my |
| No reason boner |
| No reason boner |
| That was the wrong kind of package to mail |
| No reason boner |
| Hi! |
| Welcome to the zoo! |
| Great! |
| I love the zoo! |
| Look at all those monkeys! |
| Actually, those technically aren’t monkeys, they’re macaques |
| Wow! |
| Macaque’s really hairy! |
| Uh, so, what time does the zoo close? |
| About eight o’clock |
| Great! |
| That gives me a chance t-- Oh god |
| Oh, not- not now! |
| Not in front of the children! |
| Why have you forsaken me lord?! |
| This is no laughing matter |
| This is not some kind of game |
| I can tuck away my Johnson |
| But I can never tuck away the shame |
| It can happen anytime |
| It can happen anywhere |
| When the Loch Ness Monster |
| Decides he wants to randomly come up for air |
| No reason boner, oh! |
| No reason boner |
| You’re ruining my life |
| No reason boner |
| No reason boner |
| No reason boner |
| Why? |
| …Boner |