Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Next to You, artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Next to You |
We’d been friends for many years |
Until I finally confessed |
That I’ve always loved you dearly |
But you were unimpressed |
If I can never be your lover |
I’ll accept our destiny |
And I’ll embrace your gift of friendship |
As I jack off constantly |
Oh, I’ll be there to lift you when you fall |
With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls |
Oh, if you need me you just have to call |
Cause I’ll be next to you |
Masturbating |
1, 2, 3, let’s do it! |
Through the good times and the bad |
I will do everything I can |
Like if you ever need help moving |
I can jerk off in the van |
If your car breaks on the road |
I’ll grab my crank and pick you up |
And we can drive away together |
As I lotion up my junk |
Oh, it doesn’t matter where our lives will lead us |
I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis |
Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this |
Cause I’ve been next to you |
Masturbating |
Look, I know this may seem weird, but it’s not |
Every friendship I’ve ever had has been like this |
You should know that I’m not doing this for myself |
It’s partly for you, but most of all, I’m doing this |
For America! |
Oh, tell me everything that’s in your heart |
This is Claire, we’re gonna make out |
You just go ahead and start |
If it escalates to boning |
It means I’m listening super hard |
Cause I’ll be next to you |
Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend |
We’re gonna have a threesome |
And a crowd of people’s gathered |
To watch me bang both her and Lisa |
Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza |
Cause I’ll be next to you |
Masturbating |
Slash having a threesome with Claire |
But still masturbating |