Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If We Were Gay, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
If We Were Gay |
| You know, a lot of people come up to us and say |
| «Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian |
| You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. |
| Are you gay?» |
| Pff, I have to laugh |
| Hahaha, haha! |
| Could you imagine that? |
| If we were gay? |
| Could you imagine? |
| A newborn deer runs through a field |
| A rainbow shines from heaven |
| A child’s smile lights up the room |
| As Brian blows a dude |
| A star shoots in from outer space |
| A puppy licks its mother |
| A ray of sunlight through the trees |
| As Brian licks a sack |
| There would be no sadness |
| If we were super gay (we were super gay) |
| Just unicorns and magic |
| If we were super gay (we were super gay) |
| We would all be flying |
| On a tasteful pink duvet |
| But mostly Brian |
| Woah, woah, mostly Brian’s gay |
| Oh, oh oh (Brian's gay) |
| Oh, oh oh |
| Here’s a list of things |
| That Brian likes to suck: |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Balls |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Balls, one, two, balls |
| Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick |
| Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick |
| Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick |
| Balls, my balls, and dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick, dick |
| Dick, dick, dick-- |
| Oh shit-- |