Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Courtship of the Mermaid, artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 16.08.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Courtship of the Mermaid |
Once upon a morning dawn |
Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond |
In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon |
A bold sight so fair, see there |
Beneath the blue waterfall, a mermaid was swimming |
And my heart, enthralled, became lost |
In the beautiful lines of her face |
Her every little movement was exquisite grace |
I trembled in silence at the love of my life |
Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right |
«Hey, do you want pizza?» |
I screamed loud as shit |
Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it |
It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves |
Now marvel and witness the glory of love |
Here comes the pizza! |
The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze |
For she’d noticed not my love letter of cheese |
I don’t see how I may get her soul to listen |
Like sunlight, she shines |
Like crystals, she glistens |
I need to dream an ingenious new scheme |
So this angel shall open her heart to me |
«More pizza, Brian!» |
with onions and ham, too |
Now coat me in pizza, and throw me, goddamn you! |
As choirs of angels sing out to the sky |
In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall fly |
Ah, my legs! |
God, they’re definitely broken! |
Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared |
He’s brought the mermaid filet mignon, Brian |
That’s a clearly superior dish |
Now they’re boning, wow, that was fast |
Hold on, I’m gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her |
Ah! |
Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please? |
No? |
Cool |
Fuck you guys |