Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cool Patrol, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.08.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Cool Patrol |
| Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? |
| This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! |
| Hey Kid! |
| (Yo!) |
| You’re getting picked on in school |
| The other boys! |
| (Huh!)! |
| They say you just ain’t cool |
| Well that’s bullshit! |
| (Yeah!!) |
| We’re gonna teach you the rules |
| Those motherfuckers ain’t gonna bother you no more |
| We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town |
| We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we’ll turn your life around |
| Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now |
| We’re gonna show you how! |
| So fuckin' listen y’all! |
| First… |
| You put your hands in the air |
| And you jump off the ground |
| And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around |
| And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance |
| This is the cool patrol dance |
| Now put your hands in your pockets |
| And take them right back out |
| Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo) |
| Then glide into the sprinkler like you’re gonna water the plants |
| This is the cool patrol dance |
| Whee! |
| Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass |
| You’re sending all them shits a message there’s a new king in class |
| When they see you they’re gonna freak out and piss their pants |
| THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! |
| THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE… |
| You put your hands in the air |
| And then stick out your rear end |
| And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend |
| And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants |
| This is the cool patrol dance |
| Now rub the peanut butter on you |
| From your head to your feet |
| And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats |
| Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance |
| This is the cool patrol dance |
| Cool Break! |
| All right! |
| This is cool! |
| Excuse me |
| Hey I’ve an idea, let’s kick it! |
| You put your hands in the air |
| And grab a bird from the sky |
| And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight |
| Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision’s enhanced |
| This is the cool patrol dance |
| You’re basically a superhero now |
| So throw some cars |
| Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars |
| Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance |
| This is the cool patrol dance! |