Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Accept My Shaft, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Accept My Shaft |
| Hey, how you doin'? |
| Thanks for coming to my studio apartment |
| Got some shit to say |
| The times we’ve had |
| The times we’ve missed |
| The times we’ve embraced |
| And the times we’ve kissed |
| The times we’ve loved |
| And the times we’ve laughed |
| Now it’s time |
| To accept my shaft |
| My shaft |
| The times we’ve spent |
| The times we’ve shared |
| The times we’ve shown each other |
| Just how much we care |
| The times we’ve lived |
| All the times for reflection |
| Now you must survive |
| My thunderous erection |
| It’s enough of a shaft |
| Don’t leave, don’t run |
| You are the only one |
| I can be myself around |
| I’ve come undone |
| You are the only one |
| Who can lift my heart |
| Up off the ground |
| The times behind |
| And the times foretold |
| Forgive me if I’m being |
| Just a bit too bold |
| But our sweet love |
| Won’t be forsaken |
| Once you are |
| Gargling my bacon |
| Ooh, the times we’ve seen |
| And the times ahead |
| Grab a couple pillows |
| And get on that bed |
| You’ll want to lay back |
| And clear your calendar |
| Once I introduce you to my friend |
| Excalibur |
| You take me higher |
| You set my loins afire |
| You are the slam pig I desire |
| Dear god, I’ll plow |
| You all around the house |
| Cause you lift my heart |
| Up off the ground |
| Lift my heart up off the ground |
| But, try find a way to incorporate the shaft |
| While you’re doing so |
| Actually, you know what? |
| Really concentrate on the shaft |
| More-so than the, uh, than the heart |
| The shaft should, definitely be your main focus |
| Can’t stress that enough |