Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song What Does A Woman See In A Man, artist - Nilsson. Album song Losst and Founnd, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 03.10.2019
Record label: The Estate Of Harry Nilsson
Song language: English
What Does A Woman See In A Man |
He stinks to high heaven, half covered with hair |
And grunts like some old orangutan |
While she smells of clean skin and a taste of jasmine |
And speaks like a first rate librarian |
His stomach hangs out, there’s a hump on his back |
And he eats like Conan the Barbarian |
While she keeps herself trim, and her posture is prim |
And her manners are quite cosmopolitan |
He laughs like a donkey and farts in the bed |
And flips cigarettes in the can |
But she always acts nice, with no visible vice |
Tell me, what does a woman see in a man? |
He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes |
And seems to think he’s a comedian |
But she’s clever and polite, stays sober all night |
And sips on her one Presbyterian |
He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun |
And woe to the luckless pedestrian |
While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes |
And sailing and riding equestrian |
He’s got a name like Duane or Leroy |
Hers is Vanessa or Anne |
Hers sounds like a song but Duane is all wrong |
Tell me, what does a woman see in a man? |
Doesn’t she know that she’s unique |
Doesn’t she see that he’s just a freak of nature |
Overbearing, insecure |
Wanting love but so unsure |
Loving her because she’s pure |
Yet, dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes |
He preens and strikes poses Olympian |
She shoulders the cross and lets him play boss |
His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan |
He brags about knocking the world on its ass |
But oh, when it hits the fan |
She’ll bail him out, of that there’s no doubt |
She holds the secret of life in her hand |
What does a woman see |
What does a woman see |
In a man? |