Translation of the song lyrics Tiempos Modernos - Muchachito Bombo Infierno

Tiempos Modernos (original)

Que curiosos son los tiempos modernos
Que a quien vende armas
Le dan un nobel de la paz
Que chupa mas trena y el que roba menos
Porque el que roba mucho se lo puede costear
Donde no importa un carajo tu trabajo
Sino con quien te acuestas o con quien te vas
Que maravilla tiempos fantásticos
De tetas de plástico y tabique nasal
Y el mundo es un cacague
Uh, uh, uh, caca, caca gue
Me comí un tomate con un gen de araña con trozos de maiz que no eran maiz
Luchando por llevar y una vida sana
Compré una sandía cuadrada en pekín
Que dijeron, que tenía que venía aquí
Y algo tan cuadrado y es algo paralelo
Y luego en el embarque no pudimos subir
Y se quedó en el aeropuerto
Uh, uh, uh, caca, caca gue
No te encariñes vuelvete práctico
Si todo es de plástico usar y tirar
Los vicios legales que nos salen caros
Y no se te ocurra un vicio ilegal
Y el mundo es un cacague
Uh, uh, uh caca, caca gue
Uh, uh, uh

(translation)

How curious are modern times
That to whom he sells weapons
They give him a Nobel Peace Prize
Who sucks the most trena and the one who steals the least
Because he who steals a lot can afford it
Where your job doesn't give a fuck
But who you sleep with or who you go with
what a wonder fantastic times
Of plastic boobs and nasal septum
And the world is a shit
Uh, uh, uh, poop, poop wow
I ate a tomato with a spider gene with pieces of corn that were not corn
Struggling to lead and a healthy life
I bought a square watermelon in Beijing
What did they say, that I had to come here
And something so square and it's something parallel
And then at boarding we couldn't get on
And he stayed at the airport
Uh, uh, uh, poop, poop wow
Don't get attached, get practical
If everything is plastic use and throw away
Legal vices that cost us
And don't come up with an illegal vice
And the world is a shit
Uh, uh, uh poop, poop wow
Uh uh uh