| Had a dream I was on TV
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| Phil Donahue meets Mr. T
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| I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer
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| Phil said, «I really love the band
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| My daughter is your biggest fan
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| But there is just one thing I’ve got to hear:
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| What is punk?»
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| I said, «we drink a lot of Stroh’s,»
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| And Alex punched him in the nose
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| «we see your daughter after every show»
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| Then we set fire to his hair
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| And stole his pen and broke his chair
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| He said, «There's just one thing I want to know:
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| What is punk?»
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| We scrawled the walls with MTX
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| While Byron grabbed him by the neck
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| Frank said the seven words you shouldn’t say
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| Then Alex started looking pissed
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| And said, «I hope we’re paid for this»
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| And Phil said, «Thank you, guys, you made my
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| Day-but:
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| What is punk?» |