
Date of issue: 31.12.1986
Record label: The Mr. T Experience
Song language: English
Velveeta |
Sugar-coated girlfriends don’t mean anything to me |
This song’s about a girl who’s soft and warm and cheap |
When I held her close to me she melted right away |
Velveeta was her name |
Velveeta, Velveeta, Velveeta… |
All my friends keep telling me |
«Frank, you must be sick |
How can you have fun with a gooey processed chick?» |
But she’s much more than that |
She’s got a heart of gold |
And she does what she’s told |
Velveeta, Velveeta, Velveeta… |
I want to tell her that I’ll never go away |
But she keeps showing me her expiration date |
Girls may come, girls may go, but I know one thing for sure |
They stock Velveeta at the local grocery store |
And she’ll be on the shelf until the end of time |
When we have to say goodbye |
Velveeta, Velveeta, Velveeta… |
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