Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings), artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python Sings (Again), in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings) |
The world today seems absolutely crackers. |
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. |
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. |
It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why… |
I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
They only come up to your knees, |
Yet they’re always friendly and they’re ready to please. |
I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today, |
You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say. |
I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
They come from a long way overseas, |
But they’re cute and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please. |
I like Chinese food, |
The waiters never are rude, |
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress, |
There’s Maoism, Taoism, iching and chess. |
So I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
I like their tiny little trees, |
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yangese. |
I like Chinese thought, |
The wisdom that Confucious taught, |
If Darwin is anything to shout about, |
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt. |
So I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
They only come up to your knees, |
Yet they’re wise and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please. |
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren |
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren |
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren |
Ni Hao Ma? |
Ni Hao Ma? |
Ni Hao Ma? |
Zai jian |
I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
Their food is guaranteed to please, |
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees. |
Chorus: I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese, |
I like their tiny little trees, |
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. |
Fade: I like Chinese, |
I like Chinese… |