Lyrics I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python

I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings), artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python Sings (Again), in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English

I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings)

The world today seems absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why…
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re always friendly and they’re ready to please.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they’re cute and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please.
I like Chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress,
There’s Maoism, Taoism, iching and chess.
So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yangese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re wise and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please.
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Ni Hao Ma?
Ni Hao Ma?
Ni Hao Ma?
Zai jian
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
Fade: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese…

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