Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (Monty Python Sings), artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python Sings (Again), in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (Monty Python Sings) |
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE’S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE |
CARIBBEAN. |
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis. |
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong. |
It’s swell to have a stiffy, |
It’s divine to own a dick. |
From the tiniest little tadger, |
To the world’s biggest prick. |
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. |
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. |
Your piece-of-pork, |
Your wife’s best friend, |
Your Percy or your cock. |
You can wrap it up in ribbons, |
You can slip it in your sock. |
But don’t take it out in public |
Or they will stick you in the dock, |
And you won’t come back. |
CMCALONEY@mta.ca |