Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wheel of Fortune, artist - Monie Love. Album song In a Word or 2, in the genre Соул
Date of issue: 09.01.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Chrysalis
Song language: English
Wheel of Fortune |
Hello and hallelujah for the Wheel of Fortune |
Thank God they got a selection of men they can auction |
Be him black be him white |
Rude, stink or polite |
They got catalogue you know |
Honey Dips hold tight |
Form a line form a line |
Behind me U know what I’m sayin' |
I bin waiting since last year child I’m not playin' |
Imo find myself somebody if it takes all week |
Find me a piece of butt and no longer will I seek |
First off I got a drug dealer |
A heart stealer |
Bucks hangin' out his butt |
To him it was no big deal |
Bought me this bought me that |
Tried to spread me forget that |
My name was not Country Crock |
You big Spock-looking muskrat |
Having money don’t make you God |
Find yourself a hole for you to stick your rod |
No no no we can’t be lovers |
No no no we can’t be friends |
Only one thing left to do |
Have to spin again |
The second was a bum crumb |
Nothing having mug |
Personality OK but face looking like a pug |
He said «Come over to my house and watch movies» |
I said who me so that you can do me |
Not that I would but at least the dealer would have paid |
You don’t want to spend no money and you wanna get laid |
Back off! |
Here’s a dollar and the deal |
Treat yourself to White Castle’s |
For me it’s back to the wheel |
The third was a white collar working in Manhattan |
When he walked when he talked |
When he ate there was a pattern |
He tried to change the way I dressed and I talked |
Showing me the difference |
In the different types of forks |
I said «hey Mr. Connoiseur, you can stuff it» |
You gotta love me for me or love nothin' |
Take your forks and shove 'em all |
Where the sun don’t shine |
And I’m back to spin the wheel just one more time |
The final was a cop from up the block |
The type that catches kids |
From picking next door neighbor’s locks |
He liked to keep tabs |
Don’t you know he was a psycho |
He also liked to hit |
I said well now it’s time that I go |
I said don’t touch me you might lose your nutz |
I’ll stick 'em in a pickle jar and wouldn’t give a butt |
Keep your hands to yourself if you know what I’m sayin' |
There’s a knife in my bag |
Brother man I’m not playin' ya know |
There you go there you have it |
Wheel of fortune didn’t work |
Instead of meetin' gentlemen I met a bunch of jerks |
One wid too much money the other not a cent |
One too snobby and the other had no sense |
I guess for Monie it’s right back to the drawling board |
How long will it be before I actually score |
I gotta find somebody to unleash all this affection |
I know what Imo do |
I think I’ll try the Love Connection |