| Give me the funky beat you know the point I won’t miss, uh
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| This is for the twin, and this is for the sister
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| Something gets you all excited too and I’ma swing it
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| What exactly should I do? |
| (Come on, Monie, sing it)
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| Didn’t anybody tell you I can be the life and soul
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| Of your party? |
| Yes I’m from England, but I ain’t La-Di-Da-Di
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| Givin' it up to you and yo I think I sound swell
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| You ain’t rollin' with The Roots? |
| Oh well
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| I the stuff, you shuffle it, it’s not to Monie’s taste
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| You’re walkin' in the dark and I believe that is a waste
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| Case is reopened, Monie will review it
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| Your butt is in my face so with a pencil I’ll screw it
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| Yeah that’s right you deserve to be the butt
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| For mine and my business, and so what
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| If you’re offended? |
| I was offended, but now I mend it
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| Put your remarks in an envelope and send them
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| To hell. |
| I don’t even want to smell you close to me
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| For tellin' people What I Am Supposed 2 B
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| When you wake up in the morning, do you really smell the coffee?
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| Or think of other ways to say something else of me
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| Well hang it up, drop it, end of the line
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| I guess you don’t have a life, that’s why you livin' mine
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| I’m the Mo, and if you Funk Wid Me
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| It would be a big mistake, oh what a punk you’d be
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| For the simple-simple reason you lost your boots
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| Don’t seem like you wanna find them—
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| So why should I give a hoot? |
| Scoot,
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| Don’t be trying to play me out
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| Like I said, and I can do this, you deserve a clout
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| But that’s okay, today is my day
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| I’ma just tell you 'bout yourself and pray
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| You snap out of it, although I doubt that you will do this
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| You’re headin' towards a case of just hopelessness
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| All you seem to want to do is laugh, hee-hee-hee
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| While I’m tellin' folks What I Am Supposed 2 B
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| Monie is a sister, an auntie, a daughter
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| These are things you don’t know which I think you oughta
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| Cut the crap, don’t give me that, your mouth is like a slit
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| That opens every time somebody wants to hear shit
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| Get real, scoop your dooty up, shovel it someplace else
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| Like in between the split, yeah that’s legit
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| It fits. |
| Get back, stay back, don’t be foolish
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| Because you’ve been scored the number-one dummy, honey
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| Monie is a modest little person
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| It’s people like you that tend to bring out the cursin'
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| Within me. |
| Forgive me
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| Those who chose the righetous road to war
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| I had to make a comment to make the fools cease to talk
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| About me. |
| I see myself as gossip-free
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| I don’t be sayin' nothin' 'bout nobody
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| Why should they do it to me?
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| I had no album, I had no nothin'
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| Cause this was back in the days, and yet still they was discussin'
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| The Mo. What’s your problem? |
| You have nothin' to call your own?
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| Well, that’s besides the point in this poem
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| And for your information I’ll tell you Who I’m Supposed 2 B
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| Cause it’s a matter of who I am: M-O-N-I-E
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| Indeed the Monie was born in B-A-double-T-E-R-S-E-A
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| I say, how many games would you like to play?
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| Monopoly, Scrabble, show me a magic trick
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| I’ll plain stab you in the back, in which case you must be sick
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| Don’t try to get by by saying «Hi, do you know a Monie?
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| She used to live in my building. |
| She’s my friend.» |
| That’s old
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| You made up your mind to be unkind, that’s your prerogative
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| Too. |
| Therefore I’m afraid I don’t know you
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| So don’t persist trying to bother me, cause you’re a stranger
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| Is that so hard to understand? |
| I’m speaking English ain’t I?
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| And I mustn’t forget to mention I remember where I come from
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| I know where I’m at and where I’m going to so, dumb one
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| Whatever belongs to you, business-wise I suggest you go and mind it
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| I don’t give a damn how long it takes you to find it
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| Remain in your own residency
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| Cause I know Who and What I’m Supposed 2 B |