| So help me mister, I done your sister, on the blister is where I kissed her
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| (So help him mister, he did your sister, on the blister is where he kissed her)
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| It’s double bluff, my life is rough, to live for love isn’t enough
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| (It's double bluff, his life is rough, to live for love wasn’t enough)
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| So I’m living the life, and I’m loving the life, but I’m wielding the knife,
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| and I’m losing the wife
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| (So he’s living the life, and he’s loving the life, but he’s wielding the knife,
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| and he’s losing the wife)
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| You’ve got to kill a bit, if you want to live a bit, you’ve got to take a bit,
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| you’ve got to be a shit
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| (He's got to kill a bit, he wants to live a bit, he’s got to take a bit,
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| he doesn’t give a shit)
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| And I’ve lost the list, I’ve lost my lust, I’ve lost my tryst, and I’ve lost
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| your trust
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| It’s trick and treat, it’s veg and meat, it’s cake and eat, meet and greet
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| I could’nae give a shit, I’m just a wee shit, life was magnificent I went and
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| wasted it
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| It’s trick and treat, it’s veg and meat, it’s cake and eat, meet and greet
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| (Help him mister, he done your sister, on the blister is where he kissed her)
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| I’m living the life, I’m loving the life, but I’m wielding the knife,
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| and I’m losing the wife
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| (He's living the life, and he’s loving the life, but he’s wielding the knife,
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| and he’s losing the wife) |