Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Maf, artist - Momus. Album song Stars Forever, in the genre ИндиDate of issue: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
Maf |
| Read all about it! |
| Murder in Whitechapel |
| Down the Grave Maurice |
| Maf, a star of Music Hall |
| Gunned down mid-song |
| By unknown assailants |
| So I confess I couldn’t bear being less famous |
| Oh what misfortunes in this day and age |
| Befall the Whitechapel music hall stage! |
| A variety PacMan, I swallowed his fame |
| There and then, when I gunned poor Matthew down |
| (Murder most 'orrible) |
| Maf had it all, the love of the public |
| The wit of Lennie Bruce, Bill Hicks, and Peter Cook |
| Beautiful women, a daughter called Ushka |
| A career in music hall, Bathshebas and babushkas |
| Oh what misfortunes occur in this age |
| You can never be sure you’ll leave the stage |
| As you came on it |
| A fat Space Invader, I flattened his fame |
| That day I gunned poor Matthew down |
| (I 'ope you’re ashamed of yourself) |
| Singer, philanderer, drinker and coprophile |
| Born in Batley, Leeds, adorned in orange rosary beads |
| 'I am nobody' engraved on the bracelet |
| He wore around his wrist in Dickensian copperplate |
| I made my confession to Didsbury police |
| I’d hoped to kill Morrissey, but neither of us could get arrested |
| Oh what misfortunes, what sufferings and pain |
| I have brought upon the halls of old Brick Lane! |
| (Or could he be sane?) |
| (To my eternal shame) |
| Read all about it! |
| Murder in Whitechapel |
| Down the Grave Maurice |
| Momus, star of Music Hall |
| Gunned down mid-song -- |