Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ephebophobe, artist - Momus. Date of issue: 18.08.2016
Song language: English
The Ephebophobe |
| I’m accused of failing to lust after |
| Girls in their mid- to late- teens |
| In Zurich in 2046 this is seriously frowned upon |
| They have labelled me «the ephebophobe» |
| And taken the chip from my brain |
| And until I respond appropriately |
| I can’t use Google again |
| Post-pubescent sexpots |
| Are lounging all day at my door |
| Wearing unfeasible hotpants |
| To tease out my desire |
| And I will not be a good citizen |
| 'Til my ephebophobia’s gone |
| Until I screw these sex kittens |
| I won’t use Google again |
| O upstanding people of Zurich |
| Your punishment makes me sad |
| If I can’t use Google Image Search |
| Things are going to get bad |
| Beehives, antheaps and seedheads |
| Are things I need to see |
| If a trypophile doesn’t see these things |
| He could die in custody |