Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Charm Song , by - Momus. Release date: 26.09.2010
Song language: English
The Charm Song |
| Depending on what you want to get |
| In life there are many etiquettes |
| The way to get rich is to stitch people up |
| The way to get laid is to hang around drunks |
| But there’s one thing you must tell yourself |
| One principle that comes before all else |
| It’s something your grandfather knew |
| Lack of charm can be fatal to you |
| I once knew a pig from Brazil |
| Who was ritually slaughtered then killed |
| The same thing could easily happen to you and me |
| If we lack the disarming knack |
| Of being totally charming |
| I once knew a backbiting bitch |
| Who told lies that made my eyes itch |
| The reason that she’s living still |
| Is that bitch was too charming to kill |
| Yes it’s something your grandmother knew (that ho) |
| Lack of charm can be fatal to you |