Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Beckmanns, artist - Momus. Album song Pantaloon, in the genre Инди
Date of issue: 04.10.2018
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
The Beckmanns |
My brother is a brat, a wank stain in a hat |
My sister is a strumpet in a nun |
And Dad is on the Hock, naked on the dock |
Who says making money isn’t fun? |
The Beckmanns could be normal if the city wasn’t mad |
But who could stop the rot when it began? |
Now Father is a fat lady in a hat |
And Mother is a gentleman |
My cousin, he’s a singer, popular with fleas |
My uncle’s been in prison for a year |
And I’ve got the disease, my brother likes to tease |
Of walking off with stuff that isn’t there |
The Beckmanns could be normal if the city wasn’t mad |
But who could stop the rot when it began? |
Now Father is a fat lady in a hat |
And Mother is a gentleman |
The lightbulb starts to swing when the neighbours stagger in |
And they begin to bugger and to fist |
Father plays the sousaphone and everybody groans |
It soon has Mother drinking like a fish |
The Beckmanns could be normal if the city wasn’t mad |
But who could stop the rot when it began? |
Now Father is a fat lady in a hat |
And Mother is a gentleman |
The mongrel’s got the runs, up there on the sun |
Which probably explains why it is brown |
And Father is a fat lady in a hat |
And Mother is a gentleman |
Nobody’s impressed when the actors get undressed |
We simply cannot understand the fuss |
Cos everything they do is made of sand and glue |
They’re parrots doing parodies of us |
The Beckmanns could be normal if the city wasn’t mad |
But who could stop the rot when it began? |
Father is a fat wank stain in a hat |
And Mother is from Amsterdam |
Mother’s swigging schnapps and Father’s playing craps |
With the creep we call the Fisher King |
And Jesus is at large, standing on a barge |
Heading up to Hamburg for the spring |
The Beckmanns could be normal if the city wasn’t mad |
But who can stop the rot when it’s begun |
Father is a fat bugger in a hat |
And Mother is a gentleman |