Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Professor Shaftenberg , by - Momus. Song from the album Ping Pong, in the genre ИндиRelease date: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
Professor Shaftenberg |
| He’s a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne |
| He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down |
| He is rampant like the stallion |
| He wears the gold medallion |
| Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates Of Lichtenstein |
| He’s a bondage fan, a gastronome, a sensualist |
| Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness |
| In a love hotel at half past four |
| He’ll purchase schoolgirl underwear |
| Meet Noboyushi Araki for dinner there |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls |
| The professor isn’t home right now, so this is the real me |
| I want to grind bones with a naked baby cow |
| And squash the squid and jump the junk |
| I want to peel the pample mouse pink to the pulp |
| Part the fronds and enter this, my magical place |
| Let us sing the song of innocence and experience |
| He’s a zoophile, a hydrophobe, a lotus flower |
| He carries patent leather snake oil for his penis power |
| When it’s time to fuck their socks off |
| He boards his flight at Tempelhof |
| Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls |
| You are culpable but highly fuckable |
| I’ll bring you home by midnight, death by chocolate, |
| The horn by stealth of moonlight |
| I’ll stab you to the hilt |
| Satin you and jasmine you and, finally, critically |
| Drink the ectoplasmic jet |
| Grip and grab three hot bags of girly goddess head |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls |
| The Professor isn’t in right now but I’m his bastard cousin |
| The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde, |
| One superbad dude, come to my pad, let’s collude and let’s collide |
| Clasping and gasping, climax in unison, spermatozoon, clapping, coming, |
| Consummate, original, stunning from start to finish in performance and execution |
| Invoke the deities, shock the pants off several |
| Choke on sacred bread and pollute the holy wafer |
| Inject a cloud of jism in the middle of the holy water |
| In clouds of unknowing I want to know |
| In places I have never been I want to go |
| I want to get my rocks off till my cock pops off |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| Professor Shaftenberg |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa |
| To bore the pants off Japanese girls |