
Date of issue: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
Milton Jacobson |
Make yourself like Milton Jacobson |
To get ahead in vaudeville |
Burlesque in Detroit Michigan |
To get ahead in vaudeville |
Forbidden nights and burning moments |
Playful girls and savage crime |
If you want to get ahead in vaudeville |
Be a witness to the march of time |
If you want to get ahead in the showbiz game |
Be sure that your ideas are fresh |
Does anybody have a toothpick, ma’am |
Has anybody got boiled eggs? |
We’re going to play a game of Screeno |
While the girls kick up their legs |
If you can tell a joke about the eggs I broke |
Or a man who had a dog called Sex |
Bone 'em up in Barnum’s Lexicon |
The words that pull the biggest crowd |
'Sexotic, sexquisite, sexsational' |
Make sure your poster’s extra loud |
Get girls from the Accordion College |
Gigantic reptiles can be nice |
Busby Berkley wheelchairs, my oh my |
Bums dressed up as bears on ice |
You’ve said such lovely things about my handlebar mustache |
You’ve said such lovely things about my hat |
Here’s a genuine semi-precious stone |
I just wanted to tell you that |
I’ve been watching with binoculars from opposite the theatre |
And you’re a lovely person, but |
You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
If I catch you with your hand in the till |
(One more time) |
If I catch you one more time with your hand in the till |
You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
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