Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Is There Sex in Marriage?, artist - Momus. Date of issue: 26.09.2010
Song language: English
Is There Sex in Marriage? |
| When women come and see me for sex tips |
| The one hot question on their lips |
| Is how to stoke the appetite when it dips |
| Is there sex in marriage? |
| Mrs Rita Duckworth from LA |
| Wonders if her husband is suddenly gay |
| I say the chains of wedlock weigh so heavily |
| It takes two to bear them, sometimes three |
| Calvin Coolidge at the rooster farm |
| The good Mrs Coolidge on his arm |
| Asked the farmer just how come |
| The rooster could perform so many times |
| The farmer said to Mrs Coolidge «My cock’s harder!» |
| «Tell that to Calvin,» she said, «he lacks ardour» |
| «Well that may be,» the president replied |
| «Because it’s not the same hen each time.» |