Lyrics Icek Judko - Momus

Icek Judko

Hard disk, coat hanger, deck shoes, record-player
The complete works of Sir Walter Scott
Bubblewrap, sleeping bag, underwear
PG Tips, Macbook Air
Wireless mouse, polythene house
Mechanical lung, tatami dust
Nail-clippers, scuba flippers
Egg-whisk, cheese-grater
Hello Kitty pregnancy test
Egg-whisk, cheese-grater
Mixer, chick peas
Lodger in original sleeve
Cunt colouring book
Icek Judko
Who would be intelligent
When they could be stupid?
Who would follow Apollo
When they could follow Cupid?
Who would be a poet, mate
When they could be fake
Who would act correctly
When they could make mistakes?
Hard disk, coat hanger, deck shoes, record-player
The complete works of Sir Walter Scott
Bubblewrap, sleeping bag, underwear
PG Tips, Macbook Air
Wireless mouse, polythene house
Mechanical lung, tatami dust
Nail-clippers, scuba flippers
Egg-whisk, cheese-grater
Hello Kitty pregnancy test
Who would be generous
When they could be mean?
Who would be an Einstein
When they could all be Mr Bean?
Who would be a prophet, mate
When they could be a loss?
You can stay a scobberlotcher
We couldn’t give a toss
Icek Judko