Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song How to Spot an Invert , by - Momus. Song from the album The Little Red Songbook, in the genre ИндиRelease date: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
How to Spot an Invert |
| Good grooming |
| A tidy bedroom |
| Never married |
| And working in the arts |
| A bitchy sense of humour |
| Inordinately colourful scarves |
| Loose gestures |
| A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang |
| A dangling limp wrist |
| A talent for interior design |
| He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age |
| Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths |
| In Spartan sports |
| And 'the unspeakable vice of the Greeks' |
| Likes show tunes |
| Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends |
| Is umbilically attached to his mother |
| He is careful to conceal at all times his real age |
| Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting |
| Too good to be true |
| But this could be you |
| The invert, our hero, is the male sex, Release 2.0 |
| Upgrade today! |
| You too may be gay |