Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song How to Spot an Invert, artist - Momus. Album song The Little Red Songbook, in the genre Инди
Date of issue: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
How to Spot an Invert |
Good grooming |
A tidy bedroom |
Never married |
And working in the arts |
A bitchy sense of humour |
Inordinately colourful scarves |
Loose gestures |
A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang |
A dangling limp wrist |
A talent for interior design |
He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age |
Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths |
In Spartan sports |
And 'the unspeakable vice of the Greeks' |
Likes show tunes |
Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends |
Is umbilically attached to his mother |
He is careful to conceal at all times his real age |
Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting |
Too good to be true |
But this could be you |
The invert, our hero, is the male sex, Release 2.0 |
Upgrade today! |
You too may be gay |