Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song His Majesty the Baby, artist - Momus. Album song Ping Pong, in the genre Инди
Date of issue: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
His Majesty the Baby |
I hate his majesty the baby |
His bowels and bladder uncontrolled |
Sitting astride a throne of nappies |
As though his shit were made of gold |
As though a cherub on a fountain |
He suckles breasts as big as mountains |
Then pisses freely on the women |
Who so lovingly surround him |
I hate his majesty the baby |
The bald and dribbling little git |
The polymorphous little pervert |
In every orifice a fluid |
Born in a filthy burst of semen |
Some tosser planted in a woman |
The spitting image of a tosspot |
Let us assassinate the despot! |
And if you cooing mothers should come cooing around me |
Will you be ready for the struggle, the struggle to be free |
From the instincts of your gender, from your social role as mothers |
When I execute your tyrant will you claim me as your saviour |
Or simply tear a traitor limb from limb |
Fuck my imbecile brother, then begin again? |
I hate his majesty the baby |
In my pathetic jealousy |
I hear the voices of the ladies |
Demanding what he’s done to me? |
This bastard’s shitting on my shirt |
I’m deep in excrement and dirt |
I demand a revolution! |
I demand an execution! |
I’m well versed in fencing, playing the lute, and rhetoric |
I am toilet trained and elegant, an effervescent wit |
But the girls prefer the company of a balding little pisser |
It is mothers who make men misogynists |
They could have kissed me, they chose to kiss |
A stupid, stinky little pool of piss |
I hate you, imbecilic women |
Who gawp around His Majesty |
Don’t you know he’ll grow up, God willing |
A twisted little shit like me? |
I tossed him off one day at lunchbreak |
One human life is not that difficult to make |
Let us assassinate this despot! |
His Imperial Majesty the tosspot |
O King, now you have reached the Age of Reason |
The facts of life are laced with treason |
There is going to be a sudden palace coup |
And my new mistress, Madame Guillotine, will soon be nursing you… |
Crooked smiles from toothless gums |
A grating voice and a stinky bum |
Mongol eyes and a toothless grin |
The king is naked -- let’s do him in! |
It’s time to rise up free from tyranny |
Wouldn’t you rather be with me? |
I’ll show you, ladies, LIFE |
And its imperial majesty |