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Date of issue: 22.03.2018
Record label: Cherry Red
Song language: English
Hippopotamomus |
I come from the jungle |
From Popocatepetl |
Chief of the clan |
Hippopotamomae |
But when the filthy great volcano |
Wiped out my fellow hippos |
I was the only individual to survive |
Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus |
Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl |
We rolled in mud |
Deep in the bed of the river |
Were monster fat |
And loved only disgusting things |
We rummaged about for truffles |
Then shat them out in the forest |
By the fabulous tombs of Aztec kings |
One day as I lay humping under Popocatepetl |
The volcano started pumping down hot liquid metal |
A flood of steaming lava erupted like Pompeii |
And stuck me forever to the hippo I was fucking that day |
Then a team of boring scientists shoved us in a crate |
Packed it up with straw and then conveyed me and my mate |
To the Museum of Natural History, where between two stuffed camels |
They stuck us in this case labelled 'Copulating Artiodactyl Mammals' |
So press your nose against the glass of the case of the Hippopotamomus |
Lithe, wriggling schoolgirl, blowing kisses, making eyes |
So blithely unaware, as you snigger at my lust |
You’ll be in this position by and by |
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