
Date of issue: 05.12.2019
Record label: American Patchwork
Song language: English
Harry K-Tel |
I hate your famous guts |
I know girls are sitting ducks |
I know you’ve got the bucks |
But what gets me is you schmucks |
Think you can hit on any girl in the world |
Without denting your fronts |
As if morals themselves are simply image |
Like you’ve got this gold-plated credit card charisma |
To cover all the damage |
Harry K-Tel the method actor once asked my sister to tweak |
His tits while he jiggled and jangled his allegedly undersized cock |
I don’t think she complied (though maybe she lied) |
But for the next three weeks |
They had phone sex every morning between Scotland and New York |
I hate your famous guts |
How he jiggled his cock and tweaked his own nipples |
While holding the telephone |
Beggars the imagination, truly |
But would be a lot more interesting to watch |
Than one of Harry’s movies |
Name | Year |
---|---|
In the Sanatorium | 1988 |
Farther | 2012 |
Miles Franklin | 2019 |
3D Corporation | 2019 |
Tinnitus | 2019 |
Other Music | 2019 |
Maf | 2019 |
Nicky | 2009 |
Team Clermont | 2019 |
Noah Brill | 2019 |
Jeff Koons | 2019 |
Shawn Krueger | 2019 |
Paolo Rumi | 2019 |
Stefano Zarelli | 2019 |
Stephanie Pappas | 2019 |
Adam Green | 2019 |
Florence Manlik | 2019 |
Robert Dye | 2019 |
Mai Noda | 2019 |
Girlie Action | 2019 |