| Grim song, but everything’s fine
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| I’m always your monkey and I’m going down on beautiful
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| Sunshine in my private life, but people are strange alone in the night
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| Today has been just awful far beyond the mean
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| Someone scissored through an orphan’s eyes
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| The brain surgeon turned out to be a total loser
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| The weather brought a horrible surprise
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| Someone got attacked with acid in revenge
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| For the human sacrifice occurring at Stonehenge
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| I think I’m going to change the newspaper I take
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| They must have printed all this by mistake
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| Stop the press, stop it all
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| Cropping our monstrosities up against the wall
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| This isn’t how we rise, it must be how we fall
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| Is this what they call Grand Guignol?
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| Grim song, but everything’s fine
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| I’m always your monkey and I’m going down on beautiful
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| Sunshine in my private life, but people are strange alone in the night
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| Another day of mayhem far beyond the mean
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| A lunatic hacked off an athlete’s arms
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| The Kumamons escaped, creating carnage in Japan
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| You’d think Godzilla had done enough harm
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| Someone set the old museum mummies all on fire
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| The inferno blazed from Fleet Street to St Paul’s
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| A future Dalai Lama got knocked over by a train
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| I hope someone responsible is catching this on film
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| Stop the press, stop it all
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| Cropping our monstrosities up against the wall
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| This isn’t how we rise, it must be how we fall
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| Is this what they call Grand Guignol? |