
Date of issue: 30.08.2019
Song language: English
Road Trip |
I thought he was my partner |
Less than lovers, more than friends |
He said it wouldn’t last |
But like the cosmos, it never ends |
They say he’s going steady |
With some woman that I don’t know |
I’ve never met this person |
But I think that I should go and say hello |
I wish that he’d step back |
And weigh his options for what they’re worth |
She may be smart and pretty |
Oh, but our love has orbited the earth |
PRECHORUS |
I will not let her take my place |
I’m in a new kind of space race |
But I don’t tell my parents |
And I don’t tell my friends |
I just grab some rubber tubing |
And I pull on my Depends |
And then I drive |
It’s time for a road trip |
I’ve printed out these letters |
That he sent her, and all of that |
I’ve written these directions |
To her house, so we might have a little chat |
I’ll take this airsoft pistol |
Should she makes threats against my life |
A wig and pepper spray |
And this eight inch Gerber folding knife |
PRECHORUS |
I will not let my man pursue her |
Now she will get what’s coming to her |
BRIDGE |
She’s just a captain in the Air Force |
She’s never been in outer space |
I guess I’ll have to go remind her |
That I’m a g**damn astronaut |
And she should know her place |
I pass through the state border |
And I’m welcomed by a sign |
I can feel my heart pounding |
in my temples — and justice will be mine |
She’s nowhere in the airport |
Then I recognize her car |
I see no reason why I should be fearful |
I’ve already come this far |
PRECHORUS |
I will not let her victimize me |
At this point nothing can surprise me |