Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Almost Cut My Hair (for Crosby), artist - Milo. Date of issue: 01.04.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Almost Cut My Hair (for Crosby) |
| I don’t believe in a ruling class |
| I’ll illegally download your music en masse |
| While wearing a Strong Bad face mask |
| You won’t believe me, but the salt sings |
| And we balked at your Vulcan wings |
| I’ve got a Romulan’s eyebrows |
| Reading Pablo Neruda and feeling small now |
| I bought real estate in an imaginary place |
| And a fat trunk full of disposable cameras |
| For one-shot memories of 2Pac's bandana |
| I fell asleep when the man was lecturing |
| Ghost-ride the whip then peel off |
| I’ll be in the den listening to Seals and Croft |
| Here’s a game I no longer find entertaining: |
| Seeking validation from Internet strangers |
| I’ll two-step across your carcasses |
| Before I tell where Bob Barker’s buttress is |
| I’m Jeff Goldblum with a more impressive moustache |
| Who arrives at noon to spit rhymes for a bus pass |
| Yesterday I almost cut my hair |
| I didn’t and I wonder why |
| I feel like letting my freak flag fly |
| I feel like I owe it to someone |
| I should be making more Kitty Pryde references |
| Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentences |
| I should be making more Kitty Pryde references |
| Witty and alive when I’m— |
| I should be making more Kitty Pryde references |
| (Witty and alive when I’m writing) these sentences |
| (I should be making more Kitty Pryde references) |
| Witty and alive when I’m— |
| You make jokes that you’ll probably kill yourself |
| A transcendental idealist, I can only will myself |
| You’ll get that reference when you’re older |
| When you’re a grownup |
| When you’ve learned circuitry and how to solder |
| When you’ve paid at least a handful of electricity bills |
| When you’ve received money from strangers on PayPal |
| Somehow you feel obligated not to let these nobodies down |
| I’m not a great swimmer, but I wouldn’t’ve let you drown |
| That’s the God’s honest truth, I’ll etch in my bedpan |
| Then sue for malpractice like I was Redman |
| Kierkegaard said either/or ain’t a choice |
| I’m going to a rap in a Triple-H voice |
| Yesterday I almost cut my hair |
| I didn’t and I wonder why |
| I feel like letting my freak flag fly |
| I feel like I owe it to someone |
| I should be making more Kitty Pryde references |
| Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentences |
| I should be making more Kitty Pryde references |
| Witty and alive when I’m (writing these sentences) |
| (I should be making more Kitty Pryde references) |
| Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentences |
| I should be making more Kitty Pryde references |
| (Witty and alive when I’m—) |