| Tonight will be the last night of my record-breakingly successful run in the
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| lead role of the greatest play of the century.
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| Unprecedentedly warm praise from critics and public alike has met my portrayal
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| of a man at his desk who gives a damn.
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| «Oh, oh, oh, if I could only see the clear blue sky from my office window,
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| oh, oh, oh, it would only take a steel grey day and I’d take my bow.»
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| And I’d like to thank all my friends and fans for always pushing me to soldier
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| on. |
| So one last time (for the cameras) my greatest soliloquy:
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| «Oh, oh, oh, if I could only see the clear blue sky from my office window,
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| oh, oh, oh, it would only take a steel grey day and I’d take my bow.»
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| To whom it may concern: I’d like to nominate myself
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| to receive an award as a small symbol of recognition
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| for my body of work — a lifetime of selling my body to pay the bills.
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| But my heart and my mind are mine, mine, you will not win this war — this is
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| just a battle. |
| Oh, oh, oh, well I’ve surrendered to my physical attendance here,
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| but no, no, no, you will not take my soul — let’s we forget why I’m sitting
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| here.
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| My letter to the human resources department says «You started a war so you’ll
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| get what you started.»
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| I’m only working here because I need the fucking money. |