| Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats, put on your thinking caps
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| Now here’s a poser for you: you know sexism
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| The
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| social scourge of the sixties
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| seen
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| As singularly responsible for a plethora of ills?
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| Well the reaction, after starting well
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| Has moved from the sublime to the ridiculous
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| Through self-defensive actions of the string-vested interests
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| So please let’s dispense with
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| tired fixations
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| With forms of address
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| And with constant vilification of legitimate sexual attraction
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| With weak accusations of
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| inverted discrimination
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| Because it’s getting old
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| Come on girls, this is weak
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| Come on boys,
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| gird up your loins
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| And yes,
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| I’m no qualified social theorist
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| But I’ve got me a few ideas I picked up
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| While I was trying to be a human being
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| I’m amazed, no, seriously, folks
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| I’m really fucking awestruck
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| Leafing through so called lifestyle magazines
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| The beauty industry is just the tip of the goddamn iceberg
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| The prostitution of dignity for a sense of humour?
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| The smallest blows against ignorance seen as too much? |