Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Two Time Loser, artist - Mickey Avalon. Date of issue: 29.07.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Two Time Loser |
| I’m a two time loser and a three time cheat |
| A no good boozer and a smoked out tweak |
| If you wanna know just what makes me tick |
| Call up Candy and ask the bitch |
| I write my rhymes in white shoe polish |
| Learn to read with Hooked on Phonics |
| Pop’s died broke, alone, with jaundice |
| So Mom’s taught me bought hydroponics |
| Got the rat skinned coat but I trap that beaver |
| Oscar Mayer paid to see my Weiner |
| I used to get touched by my P.E. |
| teacher |
| But now I spit heat through stolen speakers |
| I’m a two time loser and a three time cheat |
| A no good boozer and a smoked out tweak |
| If you wanna know just what makes me tick |
| Call up Candy and ask the bitch |
| My car don’t start but I still get in it |
| To smoke some sticks and eat my spinach |
| The shock therapy done left me skittish |
| I’m a schmuck and a putz, please excuse my Yiddish |
| My credit card’s maxed but I still use it |
| To crush that coke to gangster music |
| My cellphone screen’s so smashed it’s useless |
| Put me in a straight coat I’m 'bout to lose it |
| I’m a two time loser and a three time cheat |
| A no good boozer and a smoked out tweak |
| If you wanna know just what makes me tick |
| Call up Candy and ask the bitch |
| My crib’s so foul that my bitch got rickets |
| But she still come through for them conjugal visits |
| Selling that sex is a dirty business but my white dick is damn delicious |
| I owe my landlord 3 years wages so I placed an ad in the yellow pages: |
| «There ain’t nothing that’s too outrageous so call me up for sexual favours» |
| I’m a two time loser and a three time cheat |
| A no good boozer and a smoked out tweak |
| If you wanna know just what makes me tick |
| Call up Candy and ask the bitch |