| Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| Pipe’s clogged? |
| call me up
|
| 1−800-love-to-fuck
|
| Take cash, take card
|
| Take the fat ass, and take charge
|
| Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
|
| She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
|
| Mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3
|
| Pop off like a molotov in your jeans
|
| She’s bursting at the seams
|
| So thick and filled with cream
|
| Some shit you’ve never seen
|
| She’s only seventeen
|
| Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| Lights out, I’m your man
|
| Two girls, one hand
|
| No shoes, no pants
|
| Me lose? |
| No chance
|
| Living on the edge of the devils dick
|
| Sucking out milk on Medusa’s tits
|
| Call up daddy if you’re broken bitch
|
| The handyman’s gon' fix that shit
|
| She’s bursting at the seams
|
| So thick and filled with cream
|
| Some shit you’ve never seen
|
| She’s only seventeen
|
| Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman
|
| Mickey Avalon, the handyman |