Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Overweight Drake, artist - Michael Christmas. Date of issue: 24.02.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Overweight Drake |
| This concusion, done struck in from taking this shit |
| You want the funny raps well fuck it start raking them in |
| At Penn station with the funky it’s the homeless old man |
| Waitin on the bus to Boston, I can’t wait for my bed |
| Mike Christmas is the type to eat a pizza after two days |
| Get drunk and tell bad jokes, look, it’s too great! |
| Cheese smile every time my mom buy Kool Aid |
| Laughing at you niggas at the shows, cause you payed |
| Told the bouncer I was bone crusher (bone crusher) |
| Mawfucka! |
| I’m on my worst behavior at the shows |
| Nothing was the same reference, ah, yeah, check, uh, what |
| Mike Christmas is the type to claim he christ on mics |
| Sorta type to claim he fucked that girl, he tappin mics at night |
| These them shoe box in dollar wraps, nigga |
| My name is getting bigger, my hair is getting slicker, uh |
| (skit) |
| You said we was gonna rap ourselves outt the ghetto |
| You know what im sayin we was gonna eat real food and shit no more fake noodles |
| and stuff you dont know about fake noodles. |
| guess what, I do (i know dad) that |
| shit sucks so you better get to rappin nigga, get the rappin good (alright) |
| cause if it dont happen in like three weeks you’re getting a job at Best Buy |
| cause I need a t. |
| v |
| Alright dad! |
| Twenty minute set for like twenty bills and seven raw cigarettes |
| .to conolingus a pretty bitch |
| Stop it! |
| Best rapper since Andy Milonakis |
| Bees on my head, and the hand full of profit |
| Oscar the Grouch and Winnie the Pooh all mix |
| Cheese eggs for dinner, for desert I’m eatin ramen |
| Imagine fat raps with niggas that was fat and black |
| And had the longest moustache since Bauce Sauce’s … had |
| Bitches own the policy on Instagram, ya niggas whack |
| My Chicago niggas see you, probably say ya’ll niggas jack |
| Let my momma catch you doing funny shit, she probably laugh |
| While my dad pulled the gun, he got caught without his bag |
| I test the limits of the shit that I can say |
| Before the PSA like Christmas, you can call your friends them names |
| Next time they offer me, lil show, I’m finna say |
| For ten minutes I’mma do some stand up |
| Clear the stage! |
| And I don’t give a fuck if no one showed up, I’m getting paid! |
| All the sweat up on my head, bus pass expired today |
| You can thank me now or thank me later |
| What I’m trying to say is I’m the overweight Drake in every single kinda way |
| Modern day Larry Johnson |
| I wear them cons to the game |
| Play the bench, sip Gatorade |
| And break a sweat, but bitch I came |
| Brian scalabrine paid |
| Shit, that mean I got a ring for sipping pink lemonade, bitch! |