Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dr. Christmas, M.D., artist - Michael Christmas. Date of issue: 24.02.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dr. Christmas, M.D. |
| You catch the back side of my hand because the front for masturbating |
| If I was a doctor I would never have no patients |
| Catch me playing Operation |
| Hands shaking like (AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH) |
| Scrub the scrubs, rub a dub, rent a rub and tug |
| I can get offensive, like magic with the run and fun |
| Walk up in your party break a vase and that shit one of one |
| If she choke I give her mouth to mouth then give her nuts to tongue |
| Hypocritical my hippocratic oath |
| Told me don’t get high before the surgery, I laughed and smoked |
| Told me he had cancer, had to pass the dope |
| Paging doctor Christmas where you get the mega phone |
| Talking shit with my niggas, feeling up on these nurses |
| Roy in the back with the big ass speakers |
| Wake the patient up cuz we turning up |
| Now the hospital burning up |
| Medical send them curtains up |
| Beat my dick in the bathroom to a Greys anatomy chat room |
| I give up, shit too easy, being a doctor not for me |
| Go back to rapping back to sleep, I’m taking shots out that IV |
| Swear I never won a game of operation in my life |
| I operate around this shit like I was Clooney with the knife |
| Talking to your bitch, Dr. Dolittle |
| Used the jar of condoms up and I was sposed to give em |
| Selling the prescription pad a dollar for a strip |
| And had the head doctor do a pirouette she started stripping |
| Steal the bud up out the lab, have the vet give me a shot |
| Cuz I’m a mothafucking dog, dirty nigga y’all forgot? |
| Oh goddamn, I’ll remind you, masturbate inside your finest china |
| Finer rhymers never been discovered, play Alzheimer’s |
| Right up under nurses skirt like I done dropped my hat Fresh Prince |
| Doodle how I feel I drew a pair of tits, hint hint |
| Sponge bath got too cold my dick done started to shrink, therapist |
| I must be old and dirty cuz the shit wasn’t embarrassing |
| Dr. Christmas, and patient Bob Hannukah |
| The most fun somebody ever had in a hospital |
| Is this art, I’m old and blind |
| Grab behinds, past my time, when I rhyme |