| La tierra enfermó
| the earth got sick
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| Le han hecho un scanner y sin más
| They have done a scanner and without further ado
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| Le han dado un par de siglos de vida
| They have given him a couple of centuries of life
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| Le han diagnosticado humanidad
| You have been diagnosed humanity
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| Manda terremotos y pandemias
| Send earthquakes and pandemics
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| Porque intenta hacer reflexionar
| because it tries to make you think
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| A 7 billones de bacterias que están enganchadas a instagram
| A 7 billion bacteria that are hooked on instagram
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| Y mientras tanto las fake news vienen y van
| And meanwhile the fake news come and go
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| Y dicen que este virus es made in taiwan
| And they say that this virus is made in Taiwan
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| Métete en twitter y dime qué piensas tú
| Get on twitter and tell me what you think
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| Y pregúntate si te importa
| And ask yourself if you care
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| Likes y cicatrices
| likes and scars
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| Va sonando el blues
| The blues is playing
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| De la religión de los youtubers
| Of the religion of youtubers
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| De la comunión de las fake news
| From the communion of fake news
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| Besos sin raíces
| rootless kisses
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| ¿Hay alguien ahí?
| Anyone there?
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| Qué más da que insultes o critiques
| What does it matter if you insult or criticize
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| Me da igual lo que piensas de mí
| I don't care what you think of me
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| Tú solo deja un like
| You just leave a like
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| Tú solo deja un like
| You just leave a like
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| Y aquí va una foto de mi desayuno bien continental
| And here is a photo of my very continental breakfast
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| Pa que tu café de máquina te siente mal
| Because your machine coffee makes you feel bad
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| Y aprieta el brazo contra el bazo y sonríe bien natural
| And he presses his arm against his spleen and smiles very naturally
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| Que no se note lo que aprietas así así bien casual
| Don't let it be noticed what you squeeze like that, like that, very casual
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| Ya no soy un cantautor
| I'm no longer a singer-songwriter
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| Solo sigo la tendencia
| I just follow the trend
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| Porque el que me da la pasta dice que el arte es audiencia
| Because the one who gives me the dough says that art is audience
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| Y que sin dembow ya no existe el flow
| And that without dembow the flow no longer exists
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| Quién soy yo para contradecir al gurú
| Who am I to contradict the guru
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| Métete en twitter y dime qué piensas tú
| Get on twitter and tell me what you think
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| Y pregúntate si te importa
| And ask yourself if you care
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| Likes y cicatrices
| likes and scars
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| Va sonando el blues
| The blues is playing
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| De la religión de los youtubers
| Of the religion of youtubers
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| De la comunión de las fake news
| From the communion of fake news
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| Besos sin raíces
| rootless kisses
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| ¿Hay alguien ahí?
| Anyone there?
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| Qué más da que insultes o critiques
| What does it matter if you insult or criticize
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| Me da igual lo que piensas de mí
| I don't care what you think of me
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| Tú solo deja un like
| You just leave a like
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| Y no es que sea apático
| And it's not that I'm apathetic
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| O que no me importe el cambio climático
| Or that I don't care about climate change
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| Pero es que hoy una celebrity colgó un tik tok
| But it is that today a celebrity posted a tik tok
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| Y ahora estoy en shock
| And now I'm in shock
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| Porque no hay stop
| Because there is no stop
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| Bienvenidos todos al velorio
| welcome everyone to the wake
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| Vamos a rezarle juntos a la virgen del santo envoltorio
| Let's pray together to the Virgin of the Holy Envelope
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| Porque quién soy yo, desde mi escritorio
| Because who am I, from my desk
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| Cuando mi gurú me dice que un view
| When my guru tells me that a view
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| Vale más que 5 años de conservatorio
| It is worth more than 5 years of conservatory
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| Oremos
| let's pray
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| Like nuestro que estás en la nube
| Like ours that you are in the cloud
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| Santificado sea youtube
| hallowed be youtube
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| Venga a nosotros tu algoritmo
| Come to us your algorithm
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| Y hágase a buen ritmo
| And do it at a good pace
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| Tanto en suscriptores como en el engagement
| Both in subscribers and in engagement
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| Perdona nuestros dislikes
| Forgive our dislikes
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| Como también perdonamos los de nuestros haters
| As we also forgive those of our haters
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| Danos el millón de likes
| Give us the million likes
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| No nos dejes caer en el strike
| Don't let us fall into the strike
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| Más líbranos… más libranos del…
| More deliver us… more deliver us from…
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| Like nuestro que estás en la nube
| Like ours that you are in the cloud
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| Santificado sea youtube
| hallowed be youtube
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| Like nuestro | like ours |