Translation of the song lyrics El parto - Melendi

El parto (original)

Ha roto aguas mi genio
Estoy pariendo una idea
Nervioso del pensamiento
En la salita de espera
Voy a tener que doparme
Pa acelerar este parto
Mi epidural es el humo
De la risa de un cigarro
La comadrona es María la cirujana es Juana
Aunque es difícil pillarlas porque andan siempre liadas
Y yo soy el doctor, que anda por los pasillos
Y aunque ellas no se den cuenta
Las tengo más que caladas
Y aprieta fuerte que ya asoma la cabeza
Es una idea redonda casi perfecta
Y fijo que sale sana
Menudas son María i Juana
Llevan asistiendo partos
Desde Sin Noticias de Holanda
Y en mi hospital nunca sabes
Si acabará la comedia
Después de asistir a un parto
Brindamos con anestesia
Y en mi hospital no hay urgencias
Solo a partir de las doce
Después de las campanadas
Pa repartir la de doce
La comadrona es María la cirujana es Juana
Aunque es difícil pillarlas porque andan siempre liadas
Y yo soy el doctor, que anda por los pasillos
Y aunque ellas no se den cuenta
Las tengo más que caladas
Y aprieta fuerte que ya asoma la cabeza
Es una idea redonda casi perfecta
Y fijo que sale sana
Menudas son María i Juana
Llevan asistiendo partos
Desde Sin Noticias de Holanda
Y aprieta fuerte que ya asoma la cabeza
Es una idea redonda casi perfecta
Y fijo que sale sana
Menudas son María i Juana
Llevan asistiendo partos
Desde Sin Noticias de Holanda
Desde Sin Noticias de Holanda

(translation)

My genius has broken waters
I'm giving birth to an idea
nervous of thought
In the waiting room
I'm going to have to dope
To speed up this birth
My epidural is smoke
From the laughter of a cigarette
The midwife is María the surgeon is Juana
Although it is difficult to catch them because they are always bundled
And I am the doctor, who walks the halls
And even if they don't realize
I have them more than soaked
And press hard that already shows its head
It is an almost perfect round idea
And I'm sure it comes out healthy
Small are Maria and Juana
They have been attending births
From No News from Holland
And in my hospital you never know
If the comedy will end
After attending a birth
We toast with anesthesia
And in my hospital there are no emergencies
Only from twelve
After the chimes
To distribute the twelve
The midwife is María the surgeon is Juana
Although it is difficult to catch them because they are always bundled
And I am the doctor, who walks the halls
And even if they don't realize
I have them more than soaked
And press hard that already shows its head
It is an almost perfect round idea
And I'm sure it comes out healthy
Small are Maria and Juana
They have been attending births
From No News from Holland
And press hard that already shows its head
It is an almost perfect round idea
And I'm sure it comes out healthy
Small are Maria and Juana
They have been attending births
From No News from Holland
From No News from Holland